Thursday, January 19, 2012

Perak vs Negeri Sembilan -17/01/2012

Hello peepaa. How's day today? Sorry. Am too busy to update any entry for you guys. Am happy sharing information here with all of you. Okay. Back to our main topic. Last Tuesday my friend and I went to Stadium Perak to watch football game. It's between Perak and Negeri Sembilan. First mase dah tgk I ingat Perak mcm kalah tau. Tp lepas Akmal Rizal masuk he scored 2 goals! I menjerit tak ingat dunia. Best gila. Sampai sore throat I dpt. Tp I tak kisah janji Perak menang kan. Okay I think that's all.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Ciri-ciri Pasangan Yang Paling TAK COOL!

#Mata duitan / Kikis duit


Zaman sekarang, selalu jugak I tengok lelaki kikis duit perempuan/girlfriend. Kerap minta macam-macam barang dengan perempuan. Top up pun setiap masa minta. Tak hairan la kenapa lelaki sekarang suka cari perempuan kaya-kaya. Di kampus I pun banyak lelaki yang menjatuhkan maruah lelaki mereka demi kepentingan diri. Lelaki jenis ini jika menjadi pasangan kita EUWW, sungguh tak COOL!

Perempuan pisau cukur lagi SCARY!

#Mata keranjang

Rasanya I tak perlu terangkan lebih detail dengan jenis pasangan spesies ini. Tapi, kalau kita sebut saje pasal mata keranjang selalunya ditujukan khas buat Kaum Adam. Itu dah perkara biasa bagi lelaki bermata keranjang. Mata keranjang bermaksud pantang lihat perempuan. So kalau korang rasa ciri-ciri korang tak menepati ciri-ciri yang dimahukan pasangan korang, better MOVE ON! Jangan nanti menangis tak berlagu bila pasangan itu MALU nak bawa korang jalan-jalan and HANG OUT with their friends. Masing-masing dah ditentukan JODOH masing-masing. So, JANGAN pulak nak lawan takdir Allah. Nauzubillah.

Err perempuan pun ada jugak yang mata keranjang okay. Spesies tak tahu malu & rasa diri mereka HOT dalam kalangan lelaki. OH PEHLISSS!

#Playboy

Ini lagi MAJOR kalau dibandingkan dengan mata keranjang. Masalah 'playboy/playgirl' ni memang susah dibendung. Yang ni I tak perlu explain more kan? Semua pun dah ada experience sendiri. Sesiapa yang masih menjadi 'playboy/playgirl' dalam tidak sedar better you stop it. Nanti kena batang hidung sendiri jangan nak SEDIH sangat ye. KARMA people KARMA.

#Heavy smoker

Maksud I jenis yang susah nak berhenti merokok. Setiap hari boleh jadi sekotak rokok dihisapnya atau mungkin boleh jadi lebih. Sesiapa pernah dapat pasangan sebegini, korang mesti terpaksa menahan hidung dari bernafas seperti biasa kan? Asap rokok ni tak elok untuk kesihatan. Kalau nak hidu sekali better korang join jadi SMOKER tegar macam mereka. Kurang sikit risiko dapat penyakit kan?

#Control Macho

Haihh. Penat nak melayan lelaki perasan ni actually. Perasan dalam semua bidang. Perasan KACAK, perasan HEBAT, perasan KAYA, perasan PANDAI etc. Bila perasan, timbul rasa bangga dalam diri dan ego makin tinggi. Kalau cakap apa semua dia nak menang sebab memang PERASAN diri dah SEMPURNA. Golongan perasan ini selalunya tidak disukai ramai even dari kawan-kawan lelakinya sendiri. GOSH!

Ermm. Kalau perempuan control cun pun sangat TAK COOL!


That's all. 
Thanks for reading this.
I'm taking this from many opinions.
TAKE NOTE that!






Ciri-ciri Lelaki Soleh



Antara ciri lelaki soleh adalah seperti berikut :

  1. Seorang yang taat kepada Allah dan Rasul-Nya.
  2. Jihad fisabilillah dijadikan matlamat hidupnya.
  3. Mati syahid adalah cita-cita hidupnya yang tertinggi.
  4. Bersabar ketika menghadapi ujian dan cabaran daripada Allah swt.
  5. Ikhlas dalam beramal.
  6. Kampung akhirat menjadi tujuan utama hidupnya.
  7. Sangat takut kepada ujian Allah dan ancamanNya.
  8. Selalu memohon ampun atas segala dosa-dosanya.
  9. Zuhud dengan dunia tetapi tidak meninggalkannya.
  10. Solat malam menjadi kebiasaannya.
  11. Tawakal penuh kepada Allah swt. dan tidak mengeluh kecuali kepada Allah semata-mata.
  12. Selalu berinfak sama ada ketika dalam keadaan lapang mahupun sempit.
  13. Menerapkan nilai kasih sayang sesama mukmin dan ukhwah antara mereka.
  14. Sangat kuat amar makruf dan nahi mungkarnya, iaitu mengajak ke arah kebaikan dan mencegah perbuatan mungkar.
  15. Sangat kuat memegang amanah, janji dan rahsia.
  16. Seorang pemaaf dan berlapang dada dalam menghadapi kejahilan manusia, sentiasa saling mengingatkan antara sesama saudara dan tawaduk kepada Allah.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Eminem - We Made You





Guess Who… You Miss me?...
Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (cleeeeear)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *ahem*

Verse One:
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantac or anti-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutious maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin - now come in girl

Chorus: 
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (cleeeeear)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

Verse Two:
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen Degeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' 
Brit f'rget K Fed lets cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again
And this time it wont be for the ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
A little bit did I mention 
that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer
So sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style but it isn't Slim

CHORUS: 
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (cleeeeear)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

Verse Three:
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without 
I know you want me girl 
cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know 
you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby 
I’m the only one for you
(Fart)

Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash,I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth bro
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think hes about to flip
Jessica 
rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

Chorus: 
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (cleeeeear)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Golden DELICIOUS DKNY



Hello.I think this is my first time writing about perfume right? That's not the point I'm writing today. HAHA! Here, I wanna introduce to you the new fragrance for women. I guess it's too late huh? That's okay. I'm sharing.

It is from the heart or New York grows a regal apple, a pure and seductive fruit that rises above the rest.
Luxurious. Magical. Special.
And like the city itself, it's a tantalizing blend of sensations.

DKNY Golden Delicious glistens with a glamorous burst of succulent orange flower water. The heart beats with floral touches of white rose and muguet flower.

In the base, musk, sandalwood, and teakwood blend together, lending a warm, lasting touch of sensuality.
And, of course, the scent of Golden Delicious apple provides an elegent and memorable character that shines thoughout the life of the scent.

So i guess that's enough for the info. Think twice and Happy Shopping!

Til next entry peeps!
Have a blast!

Katy Perry - The One That Got Away


Summer after high school when we first met
We make up in your Mustang to Radiohead
And on my 18th Birthday
We got that chain tattoos

Used to steal your parents’ liquor
And climb to the roof
Talk about our future
like we had a clue
Never plan that one day
I’d be loosing you

And in another life
I would be your girl
We keep for of promises
Be us against the world

And in other life
I would make you stay
So I don’t have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away

I was dreaming you were my Johnny Cash
Never one we got the other We made a pact
Sometimes when i miss you
I put those records on

Someone said you had your tattoo removed
Saw you downtown singing the Booms
Its time to face the music
I longer amused

And in another life
I would be your girl
We keep full of promises
Be us against the world

And in another life
I would make you stay
So I don’t have to say
You were the one that got away
the one that got away
The one o o o o (X3)
The one that got away

Bridge:
All these money can’t buy me a time machine (No o o o)
Can’t replace you with a million rings (No o o o)
Shoulda told you what you meant to me (WO o o o)
Cause now i pay the price

And in another life
I would be your girl
We keep for of promises
Be us against the world

And in another life
I would make you stay
So I don’t have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away
The one o o o o (X3)

And in another life
I would make you stay
So I don’t have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away


 
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